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Author Topic: World Peace in 20 Words or Less!  (Read 13114 times)
Samarami
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« Reply #15 on: April 09, 2016, 12:24:37 PM »

The world revolves around my bellybutton, not yours.  My world.  I am at peace.  Therefore we have world peace.  Sam

This is obviously wrong.  Clearly, the world revolves around MY bellybutton, not yours.

But don't you see, my friend?  Knowing that your world revolves around your belly-button (whether you admit it or not) is what gives me world peace! 
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« Reply #16 on: May 01, 2016, 01:02:19 PM »

The world revolves around my bellybutton, not yours.  My world.  I am at peace.  Therefore we have world peace.  Sam

This is obviously wrong.  Clearly, the world revolves around MY bellybutton, not yours.

But don't you see, my friend?  Knowing that your world revolves around your belly-button (whether you admit it or not) is what gives me world peace! 


That's great until someone else's bellybutton decides to fight my bellybutton for dominance and control of my world.  Like when a thief decides he wants my television, or the government decides they want a part of my income (income taxes).  Or even a girlfriend or well-meaning friend who wants to tell me how to run my life.  My bellybutton *would* be at peace if it weren't for all these other bellybuttons wanting to horn in on my peace.
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