They poured some kind of chemical into the gas tank to permanently disable the engine.
I . . . they . . . but . . .
Ow.
My brain hurts.
It's like a caricature. A grossly exaggerated idiotic policy. They
bought goods in order to
destroy them. They didn't even abandon them so that passers by might take one and benefit. They
made certain no one could benefit from them again, and they used other people's money to do it. I
paid for them to make it
harder and
more expensive for me to find a used car. This is actually
real.
And this is public knowledge. I mean, people know about this? There's a hefty Wikipedia article on it.
How can anyone know about this and be . . . sane?
Eligibility criteria
...
Trade-in vehicles must be in driveable condition.
...
I think I'm dying.